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Your Miserable Typing Bastards
Andrew Clayman
Born in a pre-LeBron Akron, Ohio, this guy now operates East of Ehlo covertly out of a small, dark room in Chicago, IL-- which is west of Akron, but east of where Craig Ehlo lives. Clayman wrote for SportsTimeOhio for a few years and has won zero national sports journalism awards. He owns a cat. In 1989, he saw Craig Ehlo in the pet section of an Acme supermarket. They didn't speak, but Ehlo telepathically told him to "avenge me in twenty-five years time."
Contact: paddio37@gmail.com
Murray Alexander
Based in Edinburgh, Scotland, Murray came for the Cavs and stayed for the Browns. He has seen 2 Owners, 3 General Managers, 4 Head Coaches and 7 starting Quarterbacks in his short time following the Browns, narrowly missing the highs of the Brady Quinn Era. Thankfully, he embraces change. You may call him a homer, but he prefers optimist. You can also catch his incorrect assumptions over at The Factory Of Sadness.
Jeff Ellis
Bio under construction.